|TEACHER: Why are you late?
WEBSTER: Because of the sign.
TEACHER: What sign?
WEBSTER: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."
TEACHER: John, how do you spell "crocodile"?
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
JOHN: Maybe it's wrong, but you ask me how I spell it!
TEACHER: What is
the chemical formula for water?
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
SARAH: Yesterday you said it's H to O!
TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America.
GEORGE: Here it is!
TEACHER: Correct... Now, class,
Who discovered America?
CLASS: ! George!
TEACHER: Willy, name one important thing we have today that we didn't
ten years ago.
TEACHER: Tommy, why do you always get so dirty?
TOMMY: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
SILVIA: Dad, can you write in the dark?
FATHER: I think so. What do you want me to write?
SILVIA: Your name on this report card.
TEACHER: Ellen, give me a sentence starting with "I".
ELLEN: I is...
TEACHER: No, Ellen. Always say, "I am."
ELLEN: All right.....
"I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
Teacher: "Can anybody give
an example of COINCIDENCE?"
JOHNNY: "Sir, my Mother and Father got married
on the sameday sametime."
TEACHER: "George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry
but also admitted doing it.
Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?"
JOHNNY: "Because George still had the axe in his hand."
TEACHER: Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?
SAM: No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.
TEACHER: Desmond, your composition on "My Dog"
is exactly the same as your brother's.
Did u copy his?
DESMOND: No, teacher, it's the same dog!
TEACHER: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are
PUPIL: A teacher...